Summer ballbuster
I’m a slave to my childhood, so that’s why this pains me.
I saw Indiana Jones tonight.
Great movie. Shia–there’s a boy to like.
But really… the villain? A female socialist? Versus a male capitalist? I think some of her last lines of the movie were, “Look at them, more powerful together than separate” or something along those […]
“The Swan” should be shot
Whenever I hit up my parent’s house, I half avoid the television out of fear, and half tackle it out of ironic fascination. My parents have hundreds of channels. This trip, I discovered the Fox Reality channel.
If you aren’t aware, Fox Reality is Fox’s network jam-packed with only reality TV. Reading that sentence over makes […]
No Deal
When Deal or No Deal came on the air, I knew those women had to stand and hold briefcases because they were “hot.” We all knew.
The show, however, never managed to touch my gag reflex until Monday night. I don’t watch it religiously, so it was the first time I became aware that I had […]
A film series I actually want to see
The BBC airs a new film series tomorrow documenting the silence about violence against women.
The series is called “Women on the Frontline” and is hosted by Annie Lennox (who ironically sang “some of them want to abuse you”). The segments should reveal the traumatic circumstances of women in certain countries who deal with war in […]
VH2faced
I almost sung a little tune while I watched VH1’s “20 Skinniest Celebs.” The commentary was wholesome and inviting for the Hollywood heffers (it’s what they think, so that’s what I’ll call them) to bulk up. The commentators’ input contrasted the celebs’ excuse of “I’m naturally thin” and begged them to eat at least one […]
Our bodies, our SHELVES
While diligently minding my own business at the bookstore, I started to foolishly walk out the door when I noticed a shelf displaying a large amount of one thick book, which had a group picture of some women on it.
It was obviously feminist bait. And it lured me in… I read the title, which sounded […]
Really, I don’t own a TV
So this is rare.
But I download “The Soup”…legally. That’s where I found out about ABC’s new puke-cute show, “Here Come the Newlyweds.”
Or should I say, that’s where I saw the apple-cream-pie-in-the-clown’s-face couple of the United States, Dawn and Cody Freis.
See where it says “quit her job?” The way she described it on the show […]
EXTRA: West Campus Douchebags Strike Back!
Approximately after 1 a.m., West Campus’ douchebag levels rose to level red on the West Campus Advisory System, which appears here:
A witness of the scene described “having a beer on his porch, when sheets of glass began to fall through the above overhanging porch cracks.”
Apparently, the upstairs neighbor had punched through the 4 […]
Doomsday=all white ugly men plus hypersexualized women
When the movie-trailer-voice-man booms to me in brief phrasing that the world will end in yet another movie, I stop paying attention.
Hollywood adopts trends.
In the ’90s, there were dogs, for example. Homeward Bound, Beethoven, All Dogs Go to Heaven, Turner & Hooch, Air Bud… (wow I’m lame for this).
My point is that trends get super […]
Flesh currency
The border between the United States and Mexico is no fine line; it represents the metaphorical finish line for some Mexican people, but for some Mexican women, it represents justification of suffering on either side–no green grass to be found.
The movie “Trade,” written by the same dude who did Motorcycle Diaries, debuted in September 2007. […]
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