When asking a friend what he hated…
Posted on September 20, 2009
Filed Under May I Interject?, Texas |
He said,
“I hate: My old managing partner, my old market partner, my manager now, my co-workers, my friends, my family, everyone I know, my friends abroad(for leaving), my dog, my cat (I don’t have a cat, but if I did, fuck it), my neighbors, the earth, Mars, Pluto for allowing itself to stop being a planet, Wells Fargo, January, oceans, the sandals I’m wearing right now, tacos (that’s a lie–I love tacos), parrots, all animals, everything, Hugh Jackman, everything that has existed, present, past and future, everything, everything, everything.”
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