Database of the degraded
Posted on March 31, 2008
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After hours of scheming how we could dupe our realty company tomorrow for April Fools Day, my roommate and I decided the best way to make them not want to show our apartment anymore, and thus leave us alone for once, would be to disperse porn all over our living room floor.
“But where can we get porn so easily?” she asked. So we visited the neighborhood shop.
First of all, I despise these places because I over-analyze just about everything.
Second of all, I feel like I need to wash my hands 8,000 times before&after touching anything and everything.
Third, it sucks to see the movie “Barefoot and Pregnant 9″ while simultaneously having a vagina (how has there been nine??).
But, I was there, and I tried to be cool with it. I walked down an aisle and noticed a picture of Eva Longoria. I commented that she went to my high school. The guy behind the counter, wearing a tailored suit and tie, said “Really? I want to look that up.”
Low and behold, Mr. Porn Shop brought up iafd.com on his computer– The database of the degraded.
IAFD is a rip of IMDB of course–only instead of bearing down info about shining celebrities, it tells you everything you’d ever want to know about any porn star I would never want to know (all of them).
So in case if you wanted to know, it’s Malibu’s 28th birthday. And some other girl who is degraded for a living. Yay!
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Really, porn stars are degraded? What a jaded view on life.
Continue to wallow in your ignorance, oh prude one.