EXTRA: West Campus Douchebags Strike Back!
Posted on March 15, 2008
Filed Under Entertainment |
Approximately after 1 a.m., West Campus’ douchebag levels rose to level red on the West Campus Advisory System, which appears here:
A witness of the scene described “having a beer on his porch, when sheets of glass began to fall through the above overhanging porch cracks.”
Apparently, the upstairs neighbor had punched through the 4 foot by 2 foot window of his back door in a belligerence that the witness describes as “blinding.” The witness refused video commentary.
This morning, the parents of the douchebags, aka, the rent-payers of the apartment, were called to the scene under the impression that someone had tried to break in.
Currently, all remaining glass is being swept onto my porch and my witness’, even though much of it was already there in the first place, as displayed in this picture/piece of evidence:
This story was cracked as I noted that it was a nice day to sit on my porch and read.
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